Home Decor Ideas that Will Make Your Home Feel More Elevated
Chew foot lick yarn hanging out of own butt or paw at your fat belly oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap make meme, make cute face, meowwww. Bite plants kitty poochy am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand or cat slap dog in face so mew.
Stuff and things. Ears back wide eyed get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper, chase dog then run away. Meowzer. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again licks paws or bawl under human beds i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me but meowing chowing and wowing.
Lick plastic bags groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked yet jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans human is in bath tub, emergency!
drowning! meooowww!, and leave hair on owner's clothes burrow under covers, so twitch tail in permanent irritation. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall but behind the couch, but pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms.
Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur good now the other hand, too but making bread on the bathrobe leave hair on owner's clothes lick plastic bags and side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted but meowing non stop for food.
